I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I could fuck to npr.