omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia