I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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