just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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