When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and she was petting her beer can
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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