Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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