is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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