Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So squirting runs in the family.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My dick has a subreddit
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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