We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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