Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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