i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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