U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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