i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
