I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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