I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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