and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
this is an emotional support booty call
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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