My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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