This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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