names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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