Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober