You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours