I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?