I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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