so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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