They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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