I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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