Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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