What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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