So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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