hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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