Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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