Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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