Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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