No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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