We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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