i barfeds in our rink
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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