I got chris browned last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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