so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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