I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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