But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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