Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Bring me that man meat
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Hello my rib-scented angel!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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