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dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.

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(631): dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me. http://tfl.nu/uux2

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(312): View more from Illinois

i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.

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(312): i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id. http://tfl.nu/1l5p

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(480): View more from Arizona

You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.

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(480): You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker. http://tfl.nu/8odk

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(256): View more from Alabama

It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.

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(256): It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops. http://tfl.nu/42cm

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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"

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(719): I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today" http://tfl.nu/2j14

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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.

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(347): sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things. http://tfl.nu/13io

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(573): View more from Missouri

She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.

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(573): She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical. http://tfl.nu/zk2m

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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.

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(340): $1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end. http://tfl.nu/eqa9

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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!

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(203): Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling! http://tfl.nu/pnvd

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(206): View more from Washington

You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.

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(206): You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship. http://tfl.nu/k0v9

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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.

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(512): I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them. http://tfl.nu/phm4

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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.

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(760): I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level. http://tfl.nu/vn8c

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(850): View more from Florida

Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?

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(850): Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date? http://tfl.nu/y6z1

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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.

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(862): The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different. http://tfl.nu/flvh

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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?

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(323): I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there? http://tfl.nu/203x

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