I'm jealous of your bromance
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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