Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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