Pappa wants mamma naked
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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