I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer