Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
How many fucks given?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober