Christians are straight up FREAKS
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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