Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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