are you so shy because you have an std?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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