Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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