He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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