She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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