Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just forgot I was standing up.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave